Mr. Shatner, don't listen to those other trees! They're full of promises, but can't deliver. You really wouldn't like it on the moon! Listen to me, June Juniper! and come to the Oregon High Desert! Out here you can be in the Oregon Outback International Dark Sky Refuge, a huge certified area of really dark nights. Largest in the United States! The humidity is low, no light pollution, and you can have unequalled views of the stars and the Milky Way every night!!! Those bristlecones can't equal that..too much Pacific moisture in their air! If you really love the Final Frontier, the Oregon High Desert is the place to see it and we rugged, sturdy and all but indestructible junipers will be happy to be your hosts!!
Mr. Shatner, don't listen to those other trees! They're full of promises, but can't deliver. You really wouldn't like it on the moon! Listen to me, June Juniper! and come to the Oregon High Desert! Out here you can be in the Oregon Outback International Dark Sky Refuge, a huge certified area of really dark nights. Largest in the United States! The humidity is low, no light pollution, and you can have unequalled views of the stars and the Milky Way every night!!! Those bristlecones can't equal that..too much Pacific moisture in their air! If you really love the Final Frontier, the Oregon High Desert is the place to see it and we rugged, sturdy and all but indestructible junipers will be happy to be your hosts!!
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